When you decide to adopt a dog, you have to do some research in finding a breed that will be a good fit for your family and household. And families who are considering a German Shepherd as the newest member of their family should definitely think twice. We all know that German Shepherds make great police dogs but how can that translate into a family setting.
Well, it doesn’t. And that’s why German Shepherds don’t make good family dogs. German Shepherds are the very last breed that you should consider as a family dog.
They can be vicious, disobedient, and too rough to have around your children. If you were thinking of adopting a German Shepherd, you should reconsider. Like, seriously reconsider.
German Shepherds Are Bad Family Dogs – Here Are 50 Reasons Why:
1) German Shepherds Are Far Too Straight Laced For a Whacky Family
German Shepherds are really uptight. They just never get weird. This guy looks like he wouldn’t know a good time if it hit him in the face. If you don’t believe us, take a closer look at his face!
Whether it be clothes, shoes, toys, or cushions. And they’ll obviously eat all your food. There will barely be anything left for the family to eat. This German Shepherd clearly has an obsession with hot dogs, and we can’t blame him for it!
3) They Are Just Not Made For Play
Forget about having fun. If you want to play fetch and have a dog who loves playtime, that’s not going to happen. German Shepherds just aren’t that dog. This German Shepherd looks like he’s a bit too scared to have a good time! Do you think he knows how to have fun? We’ll let you decide.
They are very stern and have an unwelcoming look about them. That or a puss on their face. Always miserable looking. German Shepherds remind us of that angry principal or teacher we had growing up – you can barely get them to crack a smile.
These guys have a fiercely independent nature. Taking orders is not an option for these guys. They do not obey. Do you think this German Shepherd is going to fetch? Think again. He’s probably running AWAY from his owner.
6) They Just Don’t Understand What It’s Like Being a Family Unit
They have no idea what family life is all about. They are totally clueless. Family means nothing to them. This is probably the strongest piece of evidence that we have that German Shepherds are bad family dogs – if you don’t believe us, take a look for yourself.
7) And Just Forget About Bringing Them Into a House With Cats
German Shepherds despise cats. Like, they seriously hate them. Do not bring a cat around your German Shepherd. The best family dogs will be friends with any and all other pets that you have. Clearly German Shepherds are incapable of that.
8) They Won’t Get Along With Your Other Dogs
German Shepherds aren’t the friendly type. They are big loners when it comes to other breeds. They only stick with their kind. You might have thought that even if German Shepherds don’t like cats, they might get along okay with other dog breeds. Think again.
9) They Can Be Dangerous Around Our Children
Don’t bring a German Shepherd around children. Especially babies. They can be vicious. I would never leave my German Shepherd alone with my children – some would say they’re a safety hazard!
10) They Are Mostly Outdoor Dogs
They hate being inside. And they will show it. Show it by destroying your home. German Shepherds hate being inside, so they’ll refuse to even come in. And if they do peak inside, you can see how disgusted they are when they see the indoors.
11) They Are Always So Serious
They are not the type to have fun and goof around. These guys are a real bunch of stiffs. They just don’t know how to let loose.
12) They Never Let Down Their Guard
They act like they are always on duty. Always waiting for the next thing to happen. Or for the shoe to drop.
13) They Can Be Real Beastly
Even when they are young. I mean, look at this guy. He looks like he’s about to beast out.
14) You Can’t Take Them Anywhere
They never sit still. You won’t be able to rest and just enjoy your surroundings. These guys sure know how to ruin a good time.
15) They Are Hardwired For Work
Learning to rest is important. It’s also something these guys don’t know anything about. With them it’s just work, work, work.
16) They Are Just Too Bizarre
What the heck is this guy doing? He looks so creepy. What does he think he’s a kangaroo?
When they’re not being neurotic, they are being lazy. Look at this guy. Just loafing about.
Like whatsoever. They do something wrong and they don’t care. Not a remorseful bone in their body.
Trying to get these guys to go outside in the winter is impossible. They hate the cold. They especially hate the snow.
German Shepards are not big on cuddling. So don’t even try it. They might bite your head off.
21) They Should Only Work In Law Enforcement
They are best kept as police dogs. They really don’t do well in a family setting. They are much better at sniffing out bombs.
22) They Are Too Cool For School
They think they are sooo cool. Much too cool for you. They’ll probably just blow you off most of the time.
23) They Need Constant Stimulation
They guys need action 24-7. If you don’t they will wreck your home. Take this lovely lawn circle for example.
24) They Will Walk All Over You
You really need to put your foot down with these guys. If not, they’ll walk all over you. You give them an inch, they’ll take a mile.
25) They Wreak Havoc When They’re Together
Never have more than one around at once. You’ll have a pack of wild animals on your hand. They’ll cause a whole lot of trouble.
26) They Are Pretty Dense
Trying to talk to these guys is useless. Nothing gets through to them. They just look at you like duhhhhh.
27) They Are Constantly All Up In Your Business
These guys are so nosy. Always in your face. Always wanting to know what you’re doing.
28) They Hate Riding In Cars
Don’t even think about trying to get these guys in a car. German Shepherds hate riding in cars. They will outright refuse.
29) They Just Don’t Understand You
Trying to teach these guys anything is impossible. They must have hard heads. So, don’t bother.
30) They Can’t Stand Inconveniences
These guys are pretty hardened. It’s best not to inconvenience them. If you do, they might come after you.
31) They Are Party Poopers
These guys hate parties. They can easily ruin a good party. They just aren’t party animals.
32) They Are Big Time Schemers
These guys are always scheming on something. Always ready to do something wrong. And if they have a partner in crime… forget about it!
33) They Are Too Foolhardy
These guys aren’t scared of anything. And it can make them quite reckless. This dog is not hiding behind toilet paper at all.
34) They Take Up So Much Space
German Shepherds are big dogs. No one needs giant animals running around the house. They just take up so much space.
35) They Are Terrible Listeners
German Shepherds are terrible listeners. They just don’t have that emotional capacity. They are never all ears.
These aren’t sweet dogs. They don’t have a loving bone in their bodies. It’s just not in their nature.
37) They’re Not Even Cute
German Shepherds aren’t even that cute. Look at this pup’s face. It ain’t nuthin’.
38) They Are Never Up For Adventures
German Shepherds have no backbones. Therefore they are never up for an adventure. They are the boring type.
39) Who Do You Think You Are?
That’s what it always seems like they’re asking when they look at you. They got some nerve asking questions like that. Who do they think THEY are.
And when they do, they are always up to no good. Look at these guys. Definitely up to no good.
They are not safe to be around. Look at this guy. He’d rip your head off.
42) Never Bring Stuffed Animals Around Them
They will tear them to pieces. It’s because they are so destructive. You’ll just end up with a big mess to clean.
They hate affection. Especially kisses. Don’t bother, they might bite your face off.
They will leave you at the drop of a hat. And they’d never look back. No loyalty whatsoever.
45) They Have No Sense of Humor
These guys can’t take a joke at all. They have no sense of humor. Nothing is funny to them.
46) They Are Never There For You
Need a friend to lean on? Don’t go to a German Shepherd. They have no compassion.
47) They Are Like Big Babies
German Shepherds are like giant overgrown babies. They whine all the time. They also constantly need to be held.
48) They Have The Stupidest Faces
Look at this derpy face. Who would want to look at a face this all day? Not me.
49) They Make Terrible Companions
German Shepherds only care about themselves. That’s why they make terrible companions. You can’t count on them for anything.
50) The White Ones Are The Worst
They are just so ugly. Look at this guy. He’s super ugly and not cute at all.
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