55 Crazy Animals Who Just Don't Give A Damn

1. Goats are jerks

This goat is totally disrespecting the sign. What a jerk! It clearly says do not climb on the rocks.

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2. Swim lessons

This dog’s swimming lessons aren’t going so well. He just has no desire to put in any effort, but why would he? He already has a perfectly good life jacket to float around in.

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3. Hawk don’t care

“This asshole flew through two panes of glass. Shook it off. Destroyed my bedroom. Shit on everything he destroyed, and then had the audacity to smile at me as he was being escorted from the premises,” said the Redditor who posted this image.

4. Oh deer…

Imagine the surprise of this homeowner when they looked out the window to see a deer just casually chilling on the porch with the rest of the pets. It made itself right at home. The cat and dog are fine with it too.

5. Unfazed

This dog just doesn’t care. He is living in his own world, completely unfazed by what’s going on around him. You could blow the biggest bubble in the world and he would still ignore you.

6. Thug life

This chicken is a total badass. It just doesn’t give a f*ck. If it wants to eat, it’s going to eat, cats be damned.

7. Capybara is too tired to care

This capybara is super exhausted and completely passed out. All the other animals in the zoo are definitely taking advantage of the opportunity. After all, why relax on the hard dirt when you can hang out on top of a comfortable capybara.

8. Crow gives no f*cks

Want to get the crow off the hood of the car? “I’ll just turn on the windshield wipers,” the driver thought. However, this crow could care less. In fact, it’s like a free amusement park ride for this wiseass animal.

9. Cat taxi

Pets never like to be left behind. This cat found a new way to tag along with the family when they tried to leave it at home. It plopped itself right on the windshield of the car. “I’m ready to go!” said the cat.

10. Wet cement?

Everyone knows you’re not supposed to walk on wet cement. However, this duck could care less. It’s leaving its footprints all over the place, and there is nothing you can do about it!

11. Cat gym

These mice are using the cat as their own personal jungle gym. The cat just does not give a damn. It has reached a whole new level of Zen.

12. Church cat

It’s obvious that this cat is not very religious. However, at the very least, you would think it would still show a little respect. Nope! Not this cat. It knocked baby Jesus right out of the manger and onto the ground.

13. Have a seat

This dog treats everyone like its own personal seat. Humans and other animals alike are all at risk of being sat on. When the dog is tired, it simply sits. No f*cks given.

14. Jokes

Everyone has heard of the classic “why did the chicken cross the road” joke. How about turkeys though? This one, at least, has no qualms about chilling in the middle of the street and holding up traffic indefinitely.

15. F*cks Given Level: Goose

No pond in sight? No problem. This crafty goose doesn’t care. It is willing to improvise…. even if it means floating around in a little puddle out on the main road.

16. Hangover buddy

“I am indifferent to your suffering. I needs noms,” one Redditor captioned this photo. A cat has got to eat, right? This little furball could care less about how hungover you are.

17. Zero f*cks

This cat doesn’t care and is totally living up to the description on the sign. “The cat is an asshole.” You can’t even leave the sign itself unattended around it.

18. Screw you, other duck!

This duck has no respect for its fellow duck. It’s riding along on top of the white duck using it as a stand-up paddle board. I guess we know who the king of this pond is.

19. Sled ride

“We lost the dude in the sled about a mile back, but who cares, we’re having too much fun,” captioned the Redditor. The dogs had one job to do, but they let their love of the winter weather completely take over. Work can wait.

20. Costa Rica

Cows in Costa Rica are braver than most, or maybe just more oblivious. It’s hard to tell, really. If one thing is for sure though, it’s that this cow doesn’t give a damn.

21. Neighborhood friends

This raccoon has become way too comfortable in this neighborhood. In fact, it has claimed this person’s porch as its own. Every night it comes to hang out on the railing and join in on the activities. “I heard you were throwing a BBQ,” the raccoon said.

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22. This seal though

“This little guy jumped onto our boat strolled into the cabin and made himself at home on the couch,” the photo description reads. It is obviously not fazed at all by humans. It could care less what species you are, as long as you have food and a nice couch to sit on.

23. The most elegant of centerpieces

This cat makes for the perfect centerpiece. What a nice addition to the dinner table! The way it cleans itself right next to all the dishes is just so elegant.

24. Chillin’

This friendly raccoon has made itself right at home on the front porch. It found a nice comfy chair to relax on while it waits for the owners of the house to come out and play. Life is good.

25. Baking fun

“Made a pie crust. Turned around to get filling. Turned back around and this is what I found,” said the Redditor. The cat stepped right in the pie crust! You can’t get mad at the cat though. It was just trying to help.

26. Guard duty

This cat is pretty hilarious. All the dogs in the pound are giving the little cat the stare down, but it doesn’t care. It stands around outside the cage taunting them.

27. Give me my bed!

This puppy is super annoyed. The cat totally stole its bed. The pup is desperately trying to get it back, but the cat doesn’t care. It refuses to budge.

28. Not for sale

This cat loves chilling in the local pet store. In this photo, it can be seen fast asleep, zero f*cks given. “Want to buy a bed? Too bad, I’m not moving.”

29. Beach life

This seagull is posted up on the beach looking for french fries. It found the best spot on the pier to stand… right on top of the fake seagull statue meant to deter seagulls from hanging out there!

30. Trading places

It looks like the dog got the short end of the stick on this one! The cat stole the full-size bed, leaving the dog to try and sit in the little basket. “This is definitely not fair,” the dog thinks.

31. Fun in the rain

When a big storm hit, this dog embraced the suck. It was so comfortable is just kept on sleeping. You can see the outline of the pup that was left on the deck once it finally decided to wake up from its nap.

32. Just passing by

This bear was casually taking a stroll through the backyard when the cat looked over and realized what was going on. It was not worried at all… just another day in the life.

33. No rest for you

It’s obvious that the dog could use some rest. It has definitely seen better days. However, the cat refuses to leave the pup alone. It walks across the dog’s head like it isn’t even there.

34. Oh, hello

One place where you would think that privacy is a given is when you are in a bathroom stall. The dog is totally disrespecting so many unwritten rules here. It simply doesn’t care.

35. Buried

This dog gives zero f*cks. It is loving the beach so much that it is not worried one bit about being buried in the sand. In fact, the heavy sand makes for the perfect blanket.

36. What are you looking at?

“What’s up, bro? What are you looking at?” the dog thinks. “No, I will not smile for a picture! And I’m not giving up the chair either.”

37. Not afraid

Yeah, it’s a long way down, but this feline is no scaredy cat. It has zero fear. It is posted up on the railing, just enjoying the view.

38. Rebel bird

When you are a bird, the whole world is your bathroom. You can go anywhere you want, even down the side of someone’s car if you so choose. That is what this rebel bird did.

39. I’m not moving

After hours of hard work, the entire driveway was finally shoveled except for one spot — where the dog was laying. “Too bad,” the dog said. “I’m not moving.”

40. This seat is taken

This little cat fancies itself a human. Despite its tiny size, it claimed an entire seat. “Sorry, you people are going to have to stand!” the cat said. “I need to clean myself.”

41. Art project

A person went to great lengths to mark out a circle on their floor with post-it notes. However, the cat thought the art project looked like fun. It wanted to get involved and started ripping them off, one by one.

42. Squirreling around

This squirrel is having a grand old time taunting the cat. It lays out totally relaxed on the back porch as the cat gives it the stare down through the window. The squirrel loves flaunting its freedom.

43. Feisty cat

This feisty cat sits where it wants to sit. It doesn’t care what else is on the table. Even if it is something important like sets of car keys. The cat knocks them right onto the ground.

44. Out in the streets

“This looks like a good spot to rest”, the goose family thought. They are totally unfazed. Traffic be damned.

45. Nope, don’t care

This dog could care less that it’s crushing its bro underneath the pillow. The other sleeping dog looks like it could care less either. It is super passed out. It seems like these two definitely make a good team!

46. Wet cement pt. II

Here we have another duck that gives zero f*cks about freshly laid wet cement. It happily walks across, leaving its trail of footprints everywhere. Ducks just don’t care!

47. What?

Pizza on the chair, cat don’t care. “What? Were you going to eat that?” said the cat. “Sorry! It looked like a good spot to lay down!”

48. Yard work

Cats are always looking for attention. They could care less if you are trying to get work done. This cat sits on top of its throne while the exhausted human toils over the yard work.

49. Turtle ride

Tortoises already have it tough enough. Their big oversized shells make for a lot of weight to carry around. The dog doesn’t care though. He sees the turtle walking along as the perfect opportunity to hitch a free ride.

50. Did I make a mess?

This dog went to town on the toilet paper rolls. It made a giant mess. However, the pup doesn’t think he did anything wrong. He stares up at his human with a completely blank look on his face.

51. Wild boar

Wild boars and cats aren’t supposed to be friends. These two don’t give a damn though. They are best buds. The cat loves going for rides on the boar’s back.

52. Oops

When you have to go, you have to go. For this dog, there was no time to stop the car. It made a big oops… right on the dashboard.

53. Loungin’ around

This naked cat could care less about public decency laws. It is loungin’ around, spreading its legs for the whole neighborhood to see. Got to get that perfect tan, right?

54. Like my hat?

Check out how happy this dog is about its new hat. It doesn’t care how goofy it looks. One of the benefits of being a dog is that you don’t have to impress anybody. You simply do what you want.

55. Goat patrol

Everyone knows that you don’t mess with the police. They will lock your ass up. This goat gives zero f*cks though. He’s a total gangster.